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March 22, 2003
A profane prayer for Salam We haven't heard from Salam in maybe a day and a half. I'm not real overly worried. I've been expecting him to lose internet access before now. High tech shiznit like computers and phone lines tend not to respond well to bombing. It's a wonder he's keeping access as well as he has. He'll pop up just fine eventually. I hope.
To the end of expressing hope, I wrote him a poem a few weeks ago. He seemed to like it. I present it here as something of a profane prayer for his safety.
Splendor in the Grass
Our ol' buddy Salam, he's a dirty lil' perv
Hussein just can't stop him
Bushy's chances are slim
When he's on a love mission, you know he won't swerve
So our bombs start to droppin' on his city so dear
And the Casbah starts rockin'
While the town folk be gawkin'
In shock as the smoke starts to clear
As the neighbors start looking for their goats most preferred
Past Saddam's charcoaled ass
Follow the bleats in the grass
And find Salam out humpin' the herd
