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April 21, 2005
Where's my global warming, ya stupid Bush voters? I hate President Bush so much. It's colder than crap in Indiana- highs in the 40s. This weekend we had half inch thick hunks of ice raining down. Almost the end of April, and there's snow piling up on the car. Stupid Bush.
Granted, it gave me a good excuse to whip out the Parade album and get up on "Sometimes It Snows in April." That's always gratifying.
Still, we could be having Carribean weather, growing pineapple trees in Indiana. I'd love to have my own little orange grove here on the farm. Better yet, I'd turn this joint into a coconut grove, like the Lovin' Spoonful classic.
See, we were doing good with the Democrats. Al Gore was going to get us some of that fancy global warming. [Used copies of Earth in the Balance are available at Amazon for 15 cents- a great bargain!] We could have turned the farm into a rainforest, and imported some of them endangered species from the Brazilian rainforests that we're clearing off. We'd have us some exotic critters here what would make them alpacas look like crap.
But NOOOOO, a bunch of fascist religious yahoos had to elect George Bush president instead. Sure, the air and water are getting cleaner year by year, but how's that going to turn Indiana woods into a tropical paradise?
Stupid Bush voters. It's too damned cold. I want my global warming.
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posted by Al at 4/21/2005 11:13:00 PM
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