CUJO - The Monster Puppy
Friends, prepare to stare directly into the face of evil.
Be ready to face a sight from the bottomless pit.
Are you ready?
Alright, don't say you weren't warned:
Oh, I suppose you think he's "cute" when he's doing something like this:
The floppy ears never fail to charm fools.
Sure he LOOKS cute and innocent, and when you hear about him and his brothers being thrown off to die in a brush pile, that will no doubt sucker you into pity.
SUCKERS!
You just can't see the evil that lurks behind his eyes. See, this young pup has been under the outlaw tutlage of the Fugitive:
Now, the Fugitive has a bad reputation, starting with his daring escape from the dogcatcher that originally landed him on Barger land.
Then he took the place over. Half the neighbors for several miles around insist that he has, um, savaged the honor of their little bitches. This little terrier mutt loves nothing better that howling at the moon, nay not even howling, but a more aggressive baying. For one thing, he's teaching Cujo to sing harmony.
The Fugitive is limited in his outlaw ways, however, by size. He's maybe 25 pounds soaking wet. Only so much damage he can do.
Cujo, on the other hand, weighed in at the vets at 14 pounds- at only about 12 weeks of age. Best guess is that he's Golden Retriever and/or Labrador most prominently.
These pictures were taken at about 13 weeks. We're expecting to end up with a 100+ pound monster. Think what damage this Tongue of Death will be able to do by fall:
With them big webbed feet, I'm expecting that he will soon discover our lake, and we won't be able to keep him out of it.
OK, now it's time to get real. The evidence of pure evil. Look at Cujo viciously attacking his master:
As you can see, I barely escaped with my life.
Meanwhile, Cujo eyes his next victim, or as he would call them, "lunch"....
It's a battle for survival down here on the farm. Who will live, me or the pup?
Certainly not the moles. The monster has snagged a couple of those already, which is good. Now, if I could just get him to stop leaving them on the doorstep as gifts.
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A sad postscript- but read all the way to the happy ending.
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