Posts Tagged ‘alcasts’

Alcast #9: “Brother Al Barger Rebukes the Sinful American Voter, 2012″

Tuesday, November 13th, 2012

Alcast #9:  “Brother Al Barger Rebukes the Sinful American Voter, 2012″  11-13-2012  In our near future, I’m seeing terrible plagues, including rivers of blood generated by Obama’s pals in the Muslim Brotherhood, the frogs will still be arrogant even as they abandon France to the Muslims, the dust will turn to lice.  There’ll be swarms of flies, the cattle will die, boils will infect even the pharoh’s magicians on the federal reserve board…

A house on Grand Avenue in Connersville, Indiana - October 2012

A prophetic image of America’s future from Connersville, Indiana – October 2012

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Alcast #8: “Melvin Wilhelm and David Ison, BFF – Stipps Hill Massacre Anniversary”

Tuesday, September 25th, 2012

Alcast #8:  “Melvin Wilhelm and David Ison, BFF – Stipps Hill Massacre Anniversary”  9-25-2012  A somewhat somber meditation on the Stipps Hill massacre in Franklin County, Indiana one year later.

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Alcast #7: “Lonesome Al’s White Christian Narrative of American Exceptionalism”

Monday, August 27th, 2012

Alcast #7:  “Lonesome Al’s White Christian Narrative of American Exceptionalism”  8-27-2012  Your flag decal won’t get you into heaven anymore, but it will point the pure of heart at least in the general direction of the golden gate.  Jesus and James Madison would agree with Al on this.

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Alcast #6: “Rented Mexicans”

Monday, July 30th, 2012

Alcast #6:  “Rented Mexicans”  7-30-2012  In which Lonesome Al unpacks more of his white Christian narrative of American exceptionalism, according to which, if simply breathing while Mexican is against the law, then the law is an ass.  And so is anyone who gets up on their moral high-horse about it.  You should try to treat your Mexicans at least as good as you treat your livestock.  It’s the decent Christian thing to do.

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Alcast #5: “A Gift from Homeland Security”

Friday, June 15th, 2012

Alcast #5: “A Gift from Homeland Security” 6-15-2012 I gots me here a big fat list of 354 bad words and phrases that officially draw Homeland Security attention when you use them online, and of course I’m just happier than a pig in slop.

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Alcast #4: “Beggars”

Friday, June 1st, 2012

Alcast #4: “Beggars” 6-1-2012 Not to put too fine a point on it, do-gooders playing in the middle of traffic are an awful temptation for rightwing nutjobs. Jesus agrees with Al on this – just ask Him.

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Alcast #3: “Richard Lugar Eats a Booger Day”

Tuesday, May 15th, 2012

Alcast #3: “Richard Lugar Eats a Booger Day” 5-15-2012 A determinedly childish celebration of the defeat of US Senator Richard Lugar. Mmm, what a delicious schadenfreude sundae!

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Alcast #2: “Suffer the Children”

Friday, April 20th, 2012

Alcast #2: “Suffer the Children” 4-20-2012 A glorious audio rant in which Lonesome Al makes the little children suffer, just like Jesus said, and like a demented Frankensteinian Julia Childs he shares cooking tips for girl soup and the roasting of little boys. Fe, Fi, Fo, Fum!

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Alcast #1: “Newt Gingrich for President Manifesto”

Sunday, April 1st, 2012

I’m mad as hell, but I’ve got little choice but to keep right on taking it, cuz what are you really going to do? Well, if you’re Lonesome Al Barger, you start explaining your mad in glorious mp3 audio for the enlightenment or maybe at least the minor amusement of crazy rightwing nutjobs all over.

Alcast #1: “Newt Gingrich for President Manifesto” 4-1-2012 In this initial Alcast, a self-proclaimed “angry white male” explains why you should support Newt Gingrich for President, cause America deserves President Newt Gingrich

Is Lonesome Al a rightwing psycho, a sheep in wolf’s clothing, an epistemological guerilla, or do they just need to up his meds? You be the judge.

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