AL GORE LOVES ME

GORE: [sigh] OK Tipper. Everybody gather around the cameras.  This has just GOT to work.
We just tell everybody how Iím like Jesus, and then they HAVE to make me president.

BOY: Aw, Dad, geez.  This is AWFUL.

GORE: Shut up boy. Or would you rather I have Lieberman lecture you about drinking and driving for the next three days?

LIEBERMAN: Iíll do it. You know I will.

GORE: Alright, here we go. Sing it like you mean it...

EVERYBODY:
Al Gore loves me, this I know
for his lawyers tell me so
dark skinned ones to him belong
they are weak but he is strong

Yes, Al Gore loves me!
Yes, Al Gore loves me!
Yes, Al Gore loves me!
His lawyers tell me so.

Al Gore loves me, he who sighed
Ballot laws to open wide
He will save poor, black and old
From right wing meanies cruel and cold

Yes, Al Gore loves me!
Yes, Al Gore loves me!
Yes, Al Gore loves me!
His lawyers tell me so.

On lifeís plantation, Goreís our king
Without him blacks can do nothing
For Democrats we are like sheep
We trust in them our souls to keep

Yes, Al Gore loves me!
Yes, Al Gore loves me!
Yes, Al Gore loves me!
His lawyers tell me so.

GORE: Great, that was just great. Then the camera pulls back as I suffer the little children to
come unto me, and allow the common people to touch the hem of my garment, then I get to be president.  Oh yeah, this will work. Iím going to be president of the United States!
 
 

WATCH OUT!  MANBEARPIG'S GONNA GET YA!



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