GORE: [sigh] OK Tipper. Everybody gather around the cameras.
This has just GOT to work.
We just tell everybody how I’m like Jesus, and then they
HAVE to make me president.
BOY: Aw, Dad, geez. This is AWFUL.
GORE: Shut up boy. Or would you rather I have Lieberman lecture you about drinking and driving for the next three days?
LIEBERMAN: I’ll do it. You know I will.
GORE: Alright, here we go. Sing it like you mean it...
EVERYBODY:
Al Gore loves me, this I know
for his lawyers tell me so
dark skinned ones to him belong
they are weak but he is strong
Yes, Al Gore loves me!
Yes, Al Gore loves me!
Yes, Al Gore loves me!
His lawyers tell me so.
Al Gore loves me, he who sighed
Ballot laws to open wide
He will save poor, black and old
From right wing meanies cruel and cold
Yes, Al Gore loves me!
Yes, Al Gore loves me!
Yes, Al Gore loves me!
His lawyers tell me so.
On life’s plantation, Gore’s our king
Without him blacks can do nothing
For Democrats we are like sheep
We trust in them our souls to keep
Yes, Al Gore loves me!
Yes, Al Gore loves me!
Yes, Al Gore loves me!
His lawyers tell me so.
GORE: Great, that was just great. Then the camera pulls
back as I suffer the little children to
come unto me, and allow the common people to touch the
hem of my garment, then I get to be president. Oh yeah, this will work. I’m going to
be president of the United States!
WATCH OUT! MANBEARPIG'S GONNA GET YA!
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