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July 19, 2003
Republican fruitcakes
So the Republicans and Democrats on the House Ways and Means Committee were having a little dispute about a bill. Chairman Bill Thomas insisted on ramming it through without allowing a line reading, so the Democrats walked out to go discuss their strategy. One Democrat stayed to argue rules with the Republicans.
Colorado Republican congressman Scott McInnis may be the world's biggest pussy. He went whining to the committee chairman and literally had him call the cops on a Democrat. "That particular individual threatened me with physical harm."
Really. The supposed "threat" from California Democrat Pete Stark was "Oh, you think you are big enough to make me, you little wimp? Come over here and make me. I dare you."
My high level of pure contempt for the Democrat Party is second to none, but it's absolutely the Republicans who are the dumbasses here.
What an incredible girlyman. Jesus H Criminy, this guy gets to vote on sending our troops into war. This little nancy boy called the Democrat a "fruitcake"- and then calls the cops on him for calling him a wimp.
But even that's not what really bothers me. What REALLY bothers me is how f'ing STUPID these Republicans are. What did they think they were going to accomplish with this nonsense? How could they have thought anything at all but that this would get stuck up in them and broken off? That goes for committee chairman Thomas as much as McInnis.
What a bunch of Republican fruitcakes.
POST SCRIPT: It has been suggested that my emphasis on the term "fruitcakes" might be seen as hostile toward homosexuals. I apologize. This is unfair. These Republicans give cocksuckers a bad name. I blame them.
How should I properly mock the manhood of such as these Republicans instead, though? What would be a non-homophobic way to make the point?
posted by Al at 7/19/2003 05:13:00 AM
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